Fathers, would you honor this bet with your son?

I would like to see this turned into a TV drama called Piggyback Bandit with Justin Bieber cast as your son and Samuel L Jackson filling the rather large shoes of your husband. The highlight will be Jacksons endless string of expletives as Justin whips him with a riding crop while wearing the silks of his favourite Royal Ascot jockey. Jackson eventually needs a laminectomy and is driven towards depression and drink, culminating in him pile driving Justin into an electric fence one fateful morning as Bieber takes him for a gentle canter around the local park.